You know how stupid you sometimes suspect you are? Well, you're stupider than that:

Erik Demaine
Erik D. Demaine (b. February 28, 1981, in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada), is an associate professor of Computer Science at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

His childhood was spent travelling North America with his father, Martin Demaine, an artist and sculptor; he was home-schooled. Erik entered Dalhousie University in Canada at the age of 12, and completed his bachelor's degree when only 14...

...In 2003 he was awarded a MacArthur Fellowship. He joined the MIT faculty in 2001, at age 20, reportedly the youngest professor in the history of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology...

Source: Wikipedia

...a true winner of the lucky sperm contest...